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AND THEN HE KISSED ME
By Patti Berg
Avon
July 2003
ISBN: 0-380-82006-4

BLOND BOMBSHELL GOES BANANAS

She's the blonde bombshell who once starred in a string of low-budget slasher flicks and is now a jet-setting, bestselling author. But one too many bites of caviar, menacing phone calls from her jailbird ex, a tabloid photographer hot on her heels, and nasty gossip about her life send Juliet Bridger over the edge. Disguising her identity, Juliet runs…straight into the arms of Cole Sheridan, a small town vet with troubles of his own.

With a malpractice suit hanging over his head and his bohemian parents and their band of old hippie friends about to converge on his home, the last thing Cole needs is one more snag in his orderly life. But when he spots the raven-haired beauty with the curvaceous body stranded along a lonely stretch of highway, he hitches her car to his and tows one more complication his way.

He thinks she's quirky; she thinks he's sexy but cantankerous. She's hiding something; he wants to push everyone away--until the chaos of Juliet's life catches up with her in Plentiful, Wyoming. Once more she's ready to run…and then Cole kisses her!

That's when the trouble really begins.

 

 

The buzz..

"…a sexy, funny tale of love, passion and family, small-town Wyoming style."
--Old Book Barn Gazette

"Laced with lively, sometimes offbeat characters and heartwarming hilarity, AND THEN HE KISSED ME sparkles with originality and charm."
--Sondrea Cash
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"Get ready for a giddy departure from reality! Patti Berg's AND THEN HE KISSED ME is fun, frivolous and frothy -- in all the best ways, of course -- and will brighten a romance reader's day with its lighthearted plot and rigorous pacing. "
--Heartstrings
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Excerpt...

Juliet Bridger ran from nasty gossip, menacing calls from her jailbird ex, and a tabloid photographer hot on her heels.  She ended up stranded in a broken down car on the side of a lonely, dusty highway.  And then, much to her dismay, a stranger appeared out of nowhere.  A stranger who looked kind of scary, who sounded kind of gruff, and in no time at all, he'd chained Juliet's Mustang to the back of his big bad truck and began towing her to heaven knows where!

Juliet sat ramrod straight in the Mustang's driver's seat, hands gripped around the steering wheel and eyes focused on the big blue truck as the stranger towed her--hopefully--toward the nearest town. It seemed utterly ridiculous to think he had something other than rescuing her on his mind, but she'd been the dumb blonde victim in far too many Slash McCall blood-bath flicks, not to mention the author of a whole lot of mysterious tales about the unsuspecting prey of murderers and madmen, to sit back, file her nails and pretend that everything was peachy-keen when she might very well be at death's door.

She didn't want to worry, but there was always the possibility that the stranger was taking her to some despicable hovel in the middle of the woods where he planned to do lewd, lascivious and diabolical things to her.

One look at the man was enough for anyone to wonder what he was up to. After all, his hair and clothing were littered with bits of straw, as if he'd been in a barnyard brawl, and there were those dark stains on his shirt and jeans that, to her mystery-writer's eye, looked exactly like blood.

He was definitely a man to be wary of.

Juliet's foot shot to the brake pedal when she saw the truck's bright red brake lights flash. Her heart drummed heavily in her chest, and she hoped against hope that the stranger wouldn't turn off the highway onto a lonely road. She thought about bolting from the car and running for her life, but the thumping of her heart slacked off when the truck followed the signs leading toward Plentiful, a town described in her Wyoming tour guide as "a bit of the old west with a touch of class".

Juliet's fingers eased up on the wheel when the craggy mountains they'd spent the past twenty minutes winding through flattened into ranchland. Majestic log homes began to peek through stands of aspen and pine and seemingly endless white wooden fences stretched around fields of tall, emerald grass where horses and an occasional goat and cow grazed in the sun.

They crossed a meandering, rock-strewn stream, passed a small white church with a steeple that stretched halfway to heaven, and at last drove under an archway built of thousands of twisting elk horns, with a sign dangling beneath it that read, "Welcome to Plentiful."

Juliet's neck and shoulder muscles relaxed as they circled a park where children did cartwheels on the lawn, dogs chased Frisbees, and a teenaged boy and girl necked in the shade of a spreading cottonwood.

Duffy's Ice Cream Parlor, its clapboard panels painted a multitude of pastels, sat on one corner of Main. Across from that was the Mischievous Moose Emporium, where a tall, gangly bronze moose with a dubious grin lazed just outside the entry.

Tourists with cameras slung around their necks walked up and down the boardwalk. A lean and lanky cowboy shoved through the swinging doors of the Misty Moon Saloon, and through her car's open window Juliet caught the heavenly scent of hamburgers and steaks grilling over mesquite.

Her stomach growled as the truck towed her past the Plentiful Bank and Trust, Teton Outfitters, several jewelry and clothing shops, a toy store, and a lovely old salmon and teal colored Victorian with A Study in Scarlett--Mystery Book and Tea Shoppe painted blood red on the window.

A mangy black cat raced across the street, barely beating the truck's wheels, and brushed against the legs of a tall, dark-haired guy dressed all in black, who clutched the hand of a petite and pregnant redhead standing just outside the bookshop's door.

Not far away, three elderly ladies stood near an old-fashioned wrought-iron street lamp, shading their eyes to gape at the car being towed through town. Juliet waved. The women smiled back, then huddled together to gossip about the sight they'd just witnessed.

Downtown Plentiful wasn't classy. It wasn't lined with the fancy boutiques and designer shops Juliet frequented on Fifth Avenue or Rodeo Drive. It wasn't the same caliber as Aspen, either. No, Plentiful looked as if it had been inked and water-colored by Walt Disney, the kind of place where everyone in town gathered together on the Fourth of July to sing "God Bless America" with the high school band playing in the background, shot off Red Devil fireworks in the street, spread picnic blankets on the grass, and kicked back to eat potato salad and hot dogs.

Plentiful was exactly the kind of town she'd been searching for as she'd driven north. Small and unpretentious; quaint and homey. And, with any luck, not an ounce of Beluga could be found anywhere near.

The Mustang bumped through a rut in the road and all too soon, the water-colored buildings became nothing but a blur in her rearview mirror.

Pastels changed to lackluster browns and grays as they cruised by a motel that could have been ripped straight out of Psycho and past a gigantic tan and black concrete cowboy boot that had obviously been a fast food joint before it was boarded up and left to crumble.

Juliet sighed as her starry-eyed vision of Plentiful dimmed. The town wasn't perfect after all; then again, she was awfully tired of everything--including herself--having to be perfect.

Joe's Gas and Bait, the service station where the guy in the big blue truck chose to stop, was anything but perfect. Juliet glared through her open window at the cinderblock building, which had once been painted white but now was a dingy, weather-stained gray. The office door was covered in black fingerprints. Two large freezers marked BAIT stood in front of the windows, their white paint chipped away to reveal red and blackish-brown rust.

A pile of tires, hubcaps, and miscellaneous auto parts spilled across the asphalt on one side of the garage. Parked on the other side was a mud-encrusted yellow tow truck, which almost blocked the open door to the restroom marked "Men or Women--get key from office."

The Walt Disney fantasy town was fading fast.

And now she had to get out of her car and face the cantankerous, disheveled, and dangerous-looking guy who'd come to her rescue.

Juliet opened her car door and slid her sweaty bottom out of the driver's seat. She pressed her hands against the small of her back to work the kinks out of her joints, then peeled her pink lacy stretch top from her hot and sticky skin.

Checking her do in the passenger door window, she fluffed some life back into her Annette Funicello beehive. If her hair dresser could see what Rita at the Ritzy Glitzy Salon in Winnemucca, Nevada, had done to her hair, he'd have a catatonic fit. Her new coif wasn't chic enough for his tastes. It didn't reek of rich and famous. Neither did the hot pink polish Rita had swirled on Juliet's fingernails and toes, the pretty-in-pink duds Juliet had picked up at Gaudy Galore, or the violet contact lenses Rita told her were all the rage.

But her disguise was foolproof, part kitschy, part the girl she'd been before she'd run off to see the world. Still, the pink Kate Spade sunglasses, pink Jimmy Choos, and pink flamingo Isabella Fiore tote she'd picked up at Neiman Marcus in San Francisco as she ran away from Wonderland let her retain a part of what she'd been for most of her adult life.

She no longer looked like the dumb blonde sex kitten who continually got sliced and diced on the big screen, the jungle goddess in a leafy bikini from TV shows and video games, or the stylish mystery novelist-slash-ex wife of a fabulously wealthy yet imprisoned conman.

She'd successfully escaped her former life--at least for awhile. She blew a big pink bubble and decided that freedom from paparazzi, from Garrett's phone calls, and from the life that had been crushing her felt awfully good.

Of course, the scorching blacktop burning through the soles of her stilettos didn't feel quite as nice. She thought about climbing back into the car so her feet could cool off--until the hint of a breeze fluttered around the garage. It carried with it the scent of grease and gasoline, but it blew through her lacy top and offered much-needed relief from the stifling day.

It whipped around the man who'd rescued her, too, tossing his sun-streaked dark blonde hair about as he climbed from his truck. The gust disappeared as quickly as it came, leaving a sand-colored lock dangling over his brow.

How odd. He no longer looked like the scary stranger who'd frightened her out on the highway. Truth be told, except for his grungy clothes, he looked rather good, kind of like the body-builder pool boy she'd eyeballed once or twice after she'd kicked Garrett out of the house.

Blowing another Dubble Bubble bubble, she watched her rescuer plow strong fingers through his wavy mop, but the unruly lock tumbled back over his brow as he ambled toward her, lingering traces of a frown dulling what could have been sparkling blue eyes.

He leaned against the tailgate of his truck, folded his arms over his chest and glared at her bubble, at her pink sunglasses, then shook his head, as if she'd caused him endless amounts of trouble.

"So," he said, an ominous beginning to a conversation, "are you going to hop back in your car and lock the door again, or have you come to the conclusion that I'm not Ted Bundy?"

She sucked the bubble back between her lips. "I suppose I might have overreacted a bit."

One of his brows rose. "A bit?"

"Okay, a lot, but in case you haven't peered in the mirror recently, you look as if you just escaped from Devil's Island, which would--or should--make any woman question your motives for stopping on a deserted road to lend a hand. And then"--she pointed a finger straight at his chest--"there's the fact that you've got what looks to be blood on your clothes."

He tugged on his shirt and stared at the stains. "Yeah, I guess I do."

She frowned. Her muscles tensed again. "Human?"

"Equine," he said gruffly. "The mare died. Her foal died."

Everything about him was rough, but she could almost feel the raw, agonizing emotion seething beneath his hard exterior.

"I'm sorry."

"Yeah, me too." He pushed away from his truck. "It was one hell of a night, the morning hasn't been much better, and now that you're safe and sound, I've gotta get going."

Juliet glanced at the grimy garage, at its mucky windows, at the freezers that were supposed to contain bait but could easily hide a body--or would if they'd been written into one of her mysteries--and decided she'd rather not be unhitched too soon.

"I hate to ask this, but do you think you could tow me to a different gas station?"

"Sorry, but like I told you before, I'm in a hurry. It's Joe's Gas and Bait or nothing."

"But this place looks--"

"Like hell. Yeah, I know." He dropped down on the sizzling pavement and ducked under the car to retrieve the chain. "Joe might not have the cleanest place around," he said, his voice muffled, "but he's the best mechanic in this part of the state."

"Damn right."

Juliet's head jerked toward the garage as a grizzled fellow with an immense pot belly walked out from behind a dusty black van, wiping oily hands on an equally oily towel. He gave Juliet only a moment's notice before his gaze shot toward the blue jean-clad legs sticking out from under the Mustang. "What's goin' on, Cole?"

At least she now knew the stranger's name.

"The lady's got a busted radiator hose," Cole hollered from under the car. "Figured you might be able to replace it."

"Maybe." Joe--his name was embroidered on his greasy olive green shirt--gave Juliet a quick nod before scrutinizing the exterior of her car. "Nice Mustang. Sixty five?"

"Sixty-four-and-a-half. One of the first off the assembly line," Juliet answered, scooting away from Cole's long, muscular legs when they accidentally brushed against hers, and away from Joe who smelled like he bathed in axle grease.

Joe scratched the stubble on his face. "Think I got some Mustang parts around here somewhere. Can't be a hundred percent positive on that; can't be a hundred percent positive on anything no more, but I'll take a look."

"What if you don't have the part?"

"Don't you go worryin' that pretty head of yours. If I ain't got the part, someone else in town will."

"So it shouldn't take all that long to fix?"

"If I don't find any other problems once I look under the hood, it shouldn't take much more than an hour at the most." Joe shoved the oily towel into his back pocket. "You do want me to check everything, don't you? Give it a thorough going through so you don't break down again?"

She wasn't too sure she wanted him touching her little pink car, but what choice did she have? "Well . . . yes, I suppose that might be a good idea."

"Then I'll get to it after lunch." Joe patted the Mustang's hood. "Right now I'm headin' over to the Elk Horn Cafe. It's chicken fried steak day. Chocolate cream pie day, too. Shouldn't be there more than a few hours."

"Couldn't you do it before lunch?"

"Could . . . but then I'd miss out on the chicken fried steak, and I'd hate for that to happen." Joe took off his greasy baseball cap and slicked back his sparse gray hair. "I'm meetin' Betty Sue Horner for lunch, same as I do every day. You're welcome to join us if you want something to do while you're waiting, and like I said, the chicken fried steak's--"

"I don't think she wants chicken fried steak," Cole interrupted, climbing out from under the Mustang with one end of the tow chain in his hands. "I've got the feeling she's in a hurry--kind of like me."

"Too many people in a gall-darned hurry. Not me. Nosiree." Joe hit Juliet with a false-teeth smile as he tugged his hat back on his head. "I'll be back around two or three. There's an old Coke machine out back, only thirty-five cents a can or free if you kick it in the right place, and the office is unlocked if you want to go inside, plop your butt in my chair and twiddle your thumbs."

"What I'd really like--"

"Tell me later," Joe said, grabbing the key from the Mustang's ignition. "Betty Sue don't like me bein' late and I'm already runnin' behind."

Joe strolled toward the road. When he tucked his hands in his pockets and started whistling like Andy Griffith, Juliet turned narrowed eyes on Cole. "I thought you said he was the best mechanic around."

Cole shrugged. "I never said he was fast. But he is the best. Of course, if you're in a hurry--"

"I'm not, but what if I was?"

"Then you could head over to Harry's Auto Parts, see if he has a radiator hose, and come back here and fix the thing yourself."

"I barely know where the dipstick is."

"Then you have two choices: take a quick course in auto mechanics or cool your heels until Joe gets his fill of chicken fried steak, chocolate cream pie, and Betty Sue Horner."

Cole tossed the chain in the back of the truck and dismissing her as if she were nothing more than a spot of grease on the pavement below his feet, walked toward the cab of his truck.

"You aren't leaving, are you?" Juliet called out.

Cole stopped next to the pickup's door. His shoulder muscles tensed beneath his T-shirt and he turned slowly. "That was my plan."

Juliet's eyes narrowed at his curt reply. "You were just going to walk off without saying goodbye?"

He sighed heavily. "As much as I'd like to be Mister Nice Guy, as much as I'd like to stand around here all day chit-chatting, I've got a lot on my mind, I'm in a hurry--"

"So you've said a time or two. Of course, if you'd just been polite, shook my hand and said goodbye, you could have been long gone by now."

"And if I hadn't stopped to help you I'd be home."

"But you did and I'm extremely thankful, so if you'll give me another moment or two of your precious time, I'll get my wallet and pay you for your trouble."

"You think I helped you because I wanted money?"

The man was extremely pigheaded and she had no idea why she was bothering with him. "Doesn't everyone expect to be paid for services rendered?"

"Look, lady, I don't know where you come from--"

"California," she said, then chomped on her tongue to keep from admitting more.

"Well, in California people might expect payment for helping someone stranded on the highway, but here in Wyoming we usually do it out of the goodness of our hearts. And before you tell me you seriously doubt I have a heart--"

"I would never be that rude. If you'll remember correctly, I'm the one who thought we should part company with a friendly handshake, a polite goodbye, and maybe a token of appreciation, yet you insist on arguing."

He folded his arms over his chest. "You really want to give me a token of appreciation?"

"Of course I do." She reached into the Mustang, pulled out her flamingo tote, and extracted her wallet. "How about twenty dollars?"

He shook his head far too slowly for comfort. "That's not nearly enough."

She rubbed two bills between her fingers. "Forty?"

A slight grin tilted his mouth. "Obviously you've got no idea how much trouble you've been."

Her jaw tightened. "Fifty, but not a penny more."

"Still not enough." He moved toward her, his blue-eyed gaze burning over her Jimmy Choos, her black spandex capris, her pink lacy stretch top, and right through her sunglasses.

A lump caught in her throat. "Obviously you overestimate how much your services are worth."

"I haven't overestimated a thing."

His big, strong hand swept around the curve of her back. He tugged her hard against his chest and held her there tightly.

Juliet sucked in a deep breath as her breasts flattened against his dirty white T-shirt. He smelled like oil and asphalt. Like fresh hay and sweat. And was that a lingering whiff of Obsession wafting around him that was making her awfully dizzy?

Not that it mattered, of course. She didn't want to be in his arms, didn't want to be so close she could almost count the number of dark blond whiskers on his cheeks. She struggled against him, slapping both hands against his very broad shoulders and attempting to push, desperately trying to get away from all the testosterone oozing from his pores.

When that didn't work, she stared fiercely into his eyes. "Look, Cole, I don't know what you've got in mind, but all I wanted was a simple handshake and goodbye, not . . . "

Firm lips slanted over her mouth and cut off her protest. She would have fought back, but, heaven forbid, his unyielding embrace made her feel incredibly weak. Helpless. Vulnerable. A surprisingly delicious warmth rippled through her insides. My, oh my, she'd never been kissed by a real live brute. Never been manhandled except on the big and small screens, and she'd giggled through take after take because the guys doing the manhandling were totally inept.

But Cole's kiss was masterful. Sheer perfection. Absolutely, amazingly wicked.

And since she was never going to see the gorgeous beast again, she decided to enjoy his kiss for as long as it lasted.

Her arms stretched up and around his neck. Her fingers wove into unbelievably soft blonde hair that was thick, wavy, a tad too long, and felt like millions of strands of fine silk thread. Her toes tingled as if they'd been asleep for a billion years and were just now waking up. Her heart thudded out of control.

And he pushed her away.

Damn!

Juliet wobbled on her Jimmy Choos. When she had enough control to pop open her eyes, Cole had a silly ass grin on his face. Then, the bully had the audacity to wink. "Thanks for the payment. It doesn't come anywhere close to calling us even, but"--he shrugged--"I haven't got time for more."

"You're going to force your kiss on me and then just walk away?"

"Damn right."

Fire flared in Juliet's cheeks as he marched toward his truck. "Of all the smug, overconfident, pigheaded bores."

"Yeah, that fits me to a tee." He climbed into the cab, slammed the door behind him and turned the key in the ignition. The engine rumbled, and without a wave or even a quick peek at her through the rearview mirror, the truck tore away from the gas station and up the highway, leaving a trail of dust in its wake.

How dare he kiss her and dump her in the space of thirty seconds? She wasn't used to being treated that way.

And if she ever saw the devilishly handsome lout again, she'd give him a piece of her mind.

But she wouldn't be seeing him again. So what if he'd kissed her? So what if he'd nearly knocked her off her hot pink stilettos? He was much too bold and the mere fact that he was nothing like any of the men she'd ever known made him much too tempting, an irrepressible distraction she didn't want coming between her and her newfound freedom.

No way. No how.

Never.

She spun around on her Jimmy Choos, ready to hit the road for parts unknown, far, far away from Cole with the steely blue eyes and the lusty kiss, but a dusty and disabled vehicle stared her right in the face.

Damn it all. Her pretty pink Mustang wasn't going anywhere for awhile--and neither was she.

Copyright ©July 2003 by Patti Berg

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